🧙♀️Witchy Wednesday: Sam Gets His Horoscope Roasted 🔥
Is it really a Wednesday if we don’t roast someone’s natal chart over a cauldron of chaos, questionable feminism, and excellent taste in music?
In this week’s special live video, I teamed up with the inimitable
to pull back the curtain and peer into the mess of his star-strewn fate. It’s part roast, part revelation, and part chaotic cosmic therapy session.We covered:
The house that screams “Why am I like this?”
The planet of puns that won’t shut up (and maybe shouldn’t)
What happens when an Aries MC becomes a beaurocrat
And whether Sam’s playlist could redeem his Saturn placement (spoiler: it helps)
A huge thank you
, , , , , and and all the beautifully unhinged souls who joined us live for the astro-mayhem.✨Missed it? Don’t worry, the stars are eternal (and so is this video).✨
Watch the full roast, see Sam’s redacted chart, and catch the vibe for yourself.
And hey—join me next time. Your planets could be next.
Sam’s redacted chart:
And Sam’s great taste in music:
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